The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Will I understand if she wants to be my friend?
The Misheard: the whole falock of a s**t
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Real Lyric: Ooooo I need a dirty woman Ooooo I need a dirty girl
The Misheard: Ooooo I need a girly womanOooor I need a girly guy
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Real Lyric: New bones in your closet
The Misheard: Newborns in your closet
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Real Lyric: I know this love of mine Will never die
The Misheard: I know this love of wineWill never die
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Real Lyric: Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need a fix.
The Misheard: Covered in jello, stop Dad, no anal sex!
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Real Lyric: grip falls away!
The Misheard: great balls away!
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Real Lyric: Oh take me from the hospital bed
The Misheard: Dead! Lying in a hospital bed!
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Real Lyric: You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed
The Misheard: You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are toilet trained.
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Real Lyric: Like a Wall that's keeping us apart... Stone in your Heart.
The Misheard: Like a Walrus keeping us apart... Stone in your Heart.
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Real Lyric: Games people play
The Misheard: dead people play
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