The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Aim high, shoot low Ain't no headlights on the road tonight Ain't nobody here to make it right
The Misheard: I'm high, shoe boatAin't no headlice on the row to LyeAin't no bodice here to make it tight
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Real Lyric: ...Put your hands on your hips Bend your knees in time And it's the pelvic thrusts...
The Misheard: ...Put your hands on your titsBend your knees in tightAnd then the pelvic floors...
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Real Lyric: The Jean Genie lives on his back The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
The Misheard: The Jean Genie lives on his backThe Jean Genie loves TV snacks
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Real Lyric: Get your freak on
The Misheard: Get your free cone
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Real Lyric: in your closet, in your head
The Misheard: in your coffee in your hand
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Real Lyric: this animal i have become
The Misheard: this enima i have begun
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Real Lyric: this animal i have become
The Misheard: the scent of mariah because
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Bo Bo was a man who thought he was a loner
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Real Lyric: You stare at me like I'm a vitamin, on the surface you hate, but you know you need me.
The Misheard: You stare at me like I know firemen, on the sure you feel heat, but you know you need me!
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Real Lyric: down around Vicksburg, around Louisiana way
The Misheard: down around Pittsburgh, around Louisiana way
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