The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't m********e with a guy in shades, oh no.
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Real Lyric: Little red Corvette
The Misheard: Leave and come back
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Real Lyric: Snap Ya fingers! Do ya step!
The Misheard: Snap ya bagels! Are they stale?
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Real Lyric: Can't be a man cause he doesn't smoke, the same cigarettes as me...
The Misheard: Can't be a man cause he doesn't smoke, the saints take a rest with me...
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Real Lyric: (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the funky ladyDo the funky ladyDo the funky ladyDo the funky lady
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of san pedro Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song A young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of san pedro Just like I'd never gone, I knew the songA young girl with eyes like potatoes
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Real Lyric: For Jah provide the bread
The Misheard: We'll shelterfy the bread
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Real Lyric: If I don't say this now I will surely break As I'm leaving the one I want to take [later] When I'm losing my control, the city spins around You're the only one who knows, you slow it down
The Misheard: If I don't say this now, I will surely breakAs I'm leaving the Earth I wanna say[later]When I'm losing my control, the city spins aroundYou're the only one who knows, I'm suicidal
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Real Lyric: Four dead in Ohio
The Misheard: Forgetting all I own
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Real Lyric: when i needed sunshine, i got rain.
The Misheard: when i needed sunshine on my brain.
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