The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest
The Misheard: Slightly sarcastic with a good chance of AIDS, indifference or bee disinterest.
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Real Lyric: Drop a heart, break a name
The Misheard: Drop a whore, break her in
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Real Lyric: You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over.
The Misheard: You never call me when you're sober.You only wanted girls it's over,It's over.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.
The Misheard: Like a virgin tupped for the very first time.
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Real Lyric: She thinks my tractor is sexy
The Misheard: She thinks my crack is sexy
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove... Sings a song... Sounds like she's singing... Whoo... whoo... whoo...
The Misheard: Just like a one winged dove...Sings a song...Sounds like she's singing...Coo... coo... coo...
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Real Lyric: "A validation of all the blood I spilled A validation All your blood spilt"
The Misheard: "My medication! Of all the blood i spilledMy MEDICATION!Warriors got pilled"
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Real Lyric: Chain chain chain Chain of fools
The Misheard: Jane Jane JaneJane a-poo
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Real Lyric: smooth operator
The Misheard: sooner or later
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Real Lyric: At the hundredth meridian, where the great plains begin
The Misheard: At the hunna-barillia, where great thangs begin
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