The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Meet you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely.
The Misheard: Meet you at Joes house eating bologna...
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango. Thunderbolts and lightning very very frighting me! Galileo!
The Misheard: scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fanny dangle! thunderbolts and lightning i really really need a wee.Galileo
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Real Lyric: We were both young When I first saw you I closed my eyes And the flashbacks starts
The Misheard: You broke in When I first saw youI close my eyesAnd the flashbacks starts
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Real Lyric: Wont you take me to a funky town.
The Misheard: Wont you take me to a f*@king town.
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
The Misheard: Billie jean just shot my lamaa crazy lady, and she's just bought a gun.
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
The Misheard: Buh-buh-butt pucker face, buh-butt pucker face
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Real Lyric: Instead of chasing that paper, Just live your life,
The Misheard: Instead of chasing that pitbull,Just live your life.
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Real Lyric: Goin' home, my babe
The Misheard: Gonna hump my bed
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Real Lyric: The dust of civilizations And loves sweet remains
The Misheard: The dust of civilizationsHitler's sweet remains
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil for a son for me
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