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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ray Charles

    Song: Hit The Road Jack

    Real Lyric: "Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood, you ain't got no money you just ain't no good/'"

    The Misheard: "Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood, you ain't got no money you dress in your boots!"

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    Artist: Kelly Clarkson

    Song: My Life Would Suck Without You

    Real Lyric: Cause we belong together now

    The Misheard: Cause we belong to Canada

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    Artist: Alesana

    Song: Apology

    Real Lyric: In my mind, blood drips from your eyes A beautiful goodbye

    The Misheard: In my mind, blood drips from your thighsA beautiful goodbye

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    Artist: The Black Kids

    Song: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

    Real Lyric: He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.

    The Misheard: He's got two left feet and he bites my boobs.

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Perfect Circle

    Real Lyric: Eleven gallows on your sleeve

    The Misheard: Eleven girls on you sleep

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Single Ladies

    Real Lyric: All the single ladies, all the single ladies

    The Misheard: Amish to the left, Amish to the left

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive

    The Misheard: Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Single Ladies

    Real Lyric: If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

    The Misheard: If you like your finger, shorty, put a ring on it

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    Artist: 38 Special

    Song: Caught Up In You

    Real Lyric: so caught up in you, little girl that i never want to get myself free...

    The Misheard: so caught up in you, little girl that i wanna get myself clean

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    Artist: Kansas

    Song: Carry On My Wayward Son

    Real Lyric: carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more

    The Misheard: carry on my way what's upthere'll be peace when you are gonelay your eerie head to restdon't you cry no more

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