The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In a champagne supernova in the sky
The Misheard: Shouting "super nowhere" at this guy
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Real Lyric: Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola
The Misheard: Well I'm not the world's most masculine manBut I know what I am in the bed I'm a manAnd so is Lola
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Real Lyric: I wanna destroy passer by
The Misheard: I wanna destroy bomb supply
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Real Lyric: Your future dream is a shopping scheme
The Misheard: Your future dream is a sharpened stake
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Real Lyric: Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
The Misheard: Who would ever let us blow our filthy hands apart? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Real Lyric: Illuminate the "No"s on their vacancy signs
The Misheard: Illuminate the nose on their vacancy signs
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Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
The Misheard: It's gonna take you a lot to drag me away form youThere's nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do
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Real Lyric: "Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood, you ain't got no money you just ain't no good/'"
The Misheard: "Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood, you ain't got no money you dress in your boots!"
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Real Lyric: Cause we belong together now
The Misheard: Cause we belong to Canada
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Real Lyric: In my mind, blood drips from your eyes A beautiful goodbye
The Misheard: In my mind, blood drips from your thighsA beautiful goodbye
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