The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Diamond girl, you sure do shine
The Misheard: I'm a girl, sure to shine.
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Real Lyric: Oh, my Jesus!
The Misheard: Oh, my Cheez-Its!
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Real Lyric: Mr. Saturday night special Got a barrel that's blue and cold ..... So why don't we dump 'em people To the bottom of the sea
The Misheard: Mr. Saturday night special Got a daughter that's doin' coke.....So why don't we dump all people To the bottom of the sea
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Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a fly.
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Real Lyric: Whenever you look at me I wish I was her.
The Misheard: Whenever you look at me I wish I was blind.
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Real Lyric: It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
The Misheard: It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't need a pillow tonight.
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Real Lyric: Redeem us from our solemn hour
The Misheard: Demons run on solar power
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Real Lyric: These four walls They whisper to me
The Misheard: These four wallsTaste like sperm to me
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible top shirt!
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Real Lyric: I advanced across a poppy field
The Misheard: I pranced across the poppy field
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