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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Pink Houses

    Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.

    The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a fly.

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Cold Shoulder

    Real Lyric: Whenever you look at me I wish I was her.

    The Misheard: Whenever you look at me I wish I was blind.

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: I Kissed A Girl

    Real Lyric: It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

    The Misheard: It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't need a pillow tonight.

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    Artist: Within Temptation

    Song: Our Solemn Hour

    Real Lyric: Redeem us from our solemn hour

    The Misheard: Demons run on solar power

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    Artist: Miley Cyrus

    Song: These Four Walls

    Real Lyric: These four walls They whisper to me

    The Misheard: These four wallsTaste like sperm to me

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah!

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible top shirt!

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    Artist: Billy Bragg

    Song: Like Soldiers Do

    Real Lyric: I advanced across a poppy field

    The Misheard: I pranced across the poppy field

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: All The Pretty Little Ponies

    Real Lyric: Blacks and bays, dapples and greys

    The Misheard: Blacks and days, devils and graves

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    Artist: Shonen Knife

    Song: My Favorite Town Osaka

    Real Lyric: My favorite town Osaka

    The Misheard: My favorite tongue sucker

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    Artist: Pretenders

    Song: Brass In Pocket

    Real Lyric: Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

    The Misheard: Gonna make you, make you, make you monkeys

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