The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gonna use my arms Gonna use my legs Gonna use my style Gonna use my sidestep Gonna use my fingers Gonna use my, my, my imagination 'Cause I gonna make you see
The Misheard: Gonna use my armsGonna use my lakesGonna use my styleGonna use my sausageGonna use my fingersGonna you my, my, my vegetation'Cause I gonna make a scene
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Real Lyric: You, your sex is on fire
The Misheard: Waahhh-hoe-ooooooooh, his face is on fire
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Real Lyric: The way you swerve and curve, really wrecks my nerves...
The Misheard: The way you swerve and curve, really wrecks my nads...
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Real Lyric: Like a hard candy with a surprise center.
The Misheard: Like a hard candy with a sir pie center.
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Real Lyric: i bring the fire make you come alive.
The Misheard: i bring the fire make you cold,alive.
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Real Lyric: Livin' by the sword
The Misheard: Gettin' mighty sore
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Real Lyric: I got it bad from you girl, but I don't need no cure
The Misheard: I got a bug from you girl, but I don't need no cure
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Real Lyric: Diamond girl, you sure do shine
The Misheard: I'm a girl, sure to shine.
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Real Lyric: Oh, my Jesus!
The Misheard: Oh, my Cheez-Its!
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Real Lyric: Mr. Saturday night special Got a barrel that's blue and cold ..... So why don't we dump 'em people To the bottom of the sea
The Misheard: Mr. Saturday night special Got a daughter that's doin' coke.....So why don't we dump all people To the bottom of the sea
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