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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tool

    Song: Jambi

    Real Lyric: Dim my eyes, if they should Compromise our fulcrum; Want and need - if I need it...

    The Misheard: Damn my eyes, if they should compromise what Oprah wanted me to believe in.

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Behind Blue Eyes

    Real Lyric: but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be

    The Misheard: but my dreams, they are just empty. and my car just sings to be

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    Artist: Sam Sparro

    Song: Black and Gold

    Real Lyric: Black and Gold Black and Gold

    The Misheard: Back and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDBACK AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Artist: Survivor

    Song: Eye Of The Tiger

    Real Lyric: (And he's watching us) all in the eye of the tiger

    The Misheard: They dont knooooooooooowwwww, im a tiger

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Down with the Sickness

    Real Lyric: Get up, come on get down with the sickness

    The Misheard: You knock your monkey down with the sickness

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    Artist: Skillet

    Song: Comatose

    Real Lyric: I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream, 'cause my dreams don't comfort me

    The Misheard: I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream, 'cause wet dreams don't comfort me

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Alexander The Great

    Real Lyric: My son, ask for thyself another

    The Misheard: My son, ask for my cell phone number

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    Artist: Motorhead

    Song: Ace Of Spades

    Real Lyric: Ace of Spades, Ace of Spades

    The Misheard: Apes of Space, Apes of Space

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    Artist: Linda Ronstadt

    Song: Love Is A Rose

    Real Lyric: Love is a rose, but you better not pick it...

    The Misheard: Love is a nose, and you'd better not pick it...

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    Artist: Rob Zombie

    Song: More Human Than Human

    Real Lyric: More Human Than Human

    The Misheard: More Human Than Cuban

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