The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Even when your hustling days are gone.....
The Misheard: Even when your husbands legs are gone......
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Real Lyric: It's not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function.
The Misheard: An Islamophobe is how I'm programmed to function.
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Real Lyric: Dance then, wherever you may be I am the Lord of the Dance, said He!
The Misheard: Dance, Dance, wherever you may beI am the Lord of the Dancing fleas!
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Real Lyric: ...and im killing them all on my own little mission.
The Misheard: ...and im killing them all with my carbon emissions.
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Real Lyric: You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me
The Misheard: You must need novacaineYou must need novacaine
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get knocked down, but I get up again, jullie hebben nog niet betaald.
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Real Lyric: You’re the only one who’s ever passed every test
The Misheard: You’re the only one who’s ever caused a pretense
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Real Lyric: I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
The Misheard: I guess all his money well its all in her nose
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Real Lyric: Who is your lover
The Misheard: Who is your mother
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Real Lyric: Seems the highway patrol has found a jackknifed rig in a snowbank in Illinois.
The Misheard: Seems the highway patrol has found a jackknife man in a small bank in Illinois.
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