The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've been one poor correspondent I've been too, too hard to find
The Misheard: I'm one quarter porous farmboyI've been too, too hard to find
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum in the shape of an L on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Gurur Brahma
The Misheard: Voodoo llama
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen now we're sharing the same dream ... no more love on the run ...
The Misheard: Barbeque Queen now we're sharing the same dream ... no more love on the bun ...
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Real Lyric: Something takes a part of me.
The Misheard: Something takes labotomy.
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Real Lyric: Had a high price on my head!
The Misheard: Got a hard drive on my head!
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Real Lyric: Better believe I bled
The Misheard: Better believe our plan!
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Real Lyric: Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, CLEVE-LAND Rocks!
The Misheard: Clean them rocks, Clean them rocks, CLEAN them Rocks!
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Real Lyric: "I'm not going to write you a love song."
The Misheard: "I'm not going to buy you an Xbox."
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible belt come down And save my soul
The Misheard: Let the Taco Bell come and save my soul
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