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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Shop Boyz

    Song: Party Like A Rockstar

    Real Lyric: Party Like A Rockstar

    The Misheard: Horny Like a Lobster

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    Artist: Killing Heidi

    Song: Weir

    Real Lyric: would you make it in the end

    The Misheard: would you like it in the **s

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Can I Play With Madness

    Real Lyric: Can I play with madness?

    The Misheard: Can I play with magnets?

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Wanted Dead or Alive

    Real Lyric: Wanted, Dead or Alive

    The Misheard: Walleye, Dead on the Line

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Animal

    Real Lyric: I gotta feel it in my blood whoa oh I need your touch don't need your love whoa oh

    The Misheard: I gotta feeling in my bones, woah ohI need your touch on me, John Lowe, woah oh

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    Artist: Katy Perry

    Song: Waking Up In Vegas

    Real Lyric: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, thats what you get for waking up in Vegas

    The Misheard: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is,Thats what you get for waking up the neighbours

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Wrapped up lice a deuce, Another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Knocked up like a douche bag in the middle of the night

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship.

    The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t.

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    Artist: Sweet

    Song: Ballroom Blitz

    Real Lyric: Touching nothing's all I ever do

    The Misheard: Touching muffin's all I ever do

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    Artist: The Cars

    Song: Let's Go

    Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth

    The Misheard: She's got twenty-four eyes and a whisky mouth

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