The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wanted, Dead or Alive
The Misheard: Walleye, Dead on the Line
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Real Lyric: I gotta feel it in my blood whoa oh I need your touch don't need your love whoa oh
The Misheard: I gotta feeling in my bones, woah ohI need your touch on me, John Lowe, woah oh
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Real Lyric: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, thats what you get for waking up in Vegas
The Misheard: Shut up and put your money where your mouth is,Thats what you get for waking up the neighbours
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Real Lyric: Wrapped up lice a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Knocked up like a douche bag in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship.
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t.
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Real Lyric: Touching nothing's all I ever do
The Misheard: Touching muffin's all I ever do
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
The Misheard: She's got twenty-four eyes and a whisky mouth
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Real Lyric: I've been one poor correspondent I've been too, too hard to find
The Misheard: I'm one quarter porous farmboyI've been too, too hard to find
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum in the shape of an L on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Gurur Brahma
The Misheard: Voodoo llama
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