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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Juice Newton

    Song: The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known Is Loving You

    Real Lyric: "And I have never been afraid of losing out"

    The Misheard: "And I have never been afraid of nude men"

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    Artist: Jamie T

    Song: Sticks and Stones

    Real Lyric: Runnin' with believers Go time for fever And I haven't got time for you either

    The Misheard: Runnin' with no leaderGoats hearts for feverGot an 'A' in balsamic Hever

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Who Are You

    Real Lyric: Who are you, who who who who

    The Misheard: Blue marlin, woo hoo, woo hoo

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have that invisible touch

    The Misheard: She needs a hat and Dizzy won't touch her

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: After Midnight

    Real Lyric: After midnight

    The Misheard: Captain Midnight

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Don't Lose My Number

    Real Lyric: Billy, Billy don't you lose my number cos you're not anywhere that I can find you

    The Misheard: Billy! Billy, don't you lose my number! You sound loud anyway! And I can't hear you!

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    Artist: Three Dog Night

    Song: Joy to the World

    Real Lyric: Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea

    The Misheard: Talk to the dishes in the deep blue sea

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    Artist: Blind Melon

    Song: No Rain

    Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today ...

    The Misheard: I like to keep my teens androgeny

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Everything Zen

    Real Lyric: Try to see it once my waaaaay Everything Zen, everything Zen: I don't think so...

    The Misheard: Tracy was my worldEverything's dead, everything's deadI don't think so

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Chain Of Fools

    Real Lyric: Whoa but your lovin is much too strong

    The Misheard: Whole bunch a lovin is much too strong

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