The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends were the kids who feel like dead ends and i want to be known for my hits not just my misses, i took a shot and didnt even come close at trust and love and hope And the poets are just kids who didnt make it, and never had it at all And the record wont stop skiping, and the lies just wont stop slipping and besides my reputations on the line We can fake it for the airwaves, force our smiles baby half dead from comparing myself to everyone else around me.
The Misheard: Jokes with something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friendswe didnt keys to be like themand i want to be known for my it's not just my missusi took a shot, and didnt even come closeand trust a lover hostand the poets'll
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Real Lyric: day n nite
The Misheard: gay n white
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Real Lyric: my girl wants to party all the time
The Misheard: my girl wants to potty all the time
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Real Lyric: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
The Misheard: You took me to your rented motor car and filled me on the bunny.
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to have a child!
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Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
The Misheard: Stena Line! Stena Line!
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you I've got my mind set on you
The Misheard: Wake up, I might sit on youWake up, I might spit on you
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Real Lyric: 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you... Tonight.
The Misheard: Cause you know I'd walk a thousand milesIf I could just sue you...Tonight.
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Real Lyric: You are the magnet...
The Misheard: You are a f*ggot...
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Real Lyric: It wriggled around like marmalade jelly
The Misheard: It wiggled around like rubber, like jelly
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