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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Baby Bird

    Song: You're Gorgeous

    Real Lyric: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.

    The Misheard: You took me to your rented motor car and filled me on the bunny.

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    Artist: OneRepublic

    Song: Apologize

    Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.

    The Misheard: It's too late to have a child!

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

    The Misheard: Stena Line! Stena Line!

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: I've Got My Mind Set On You

    Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you I've got my mind set on you

    The Misheard: Wake up, I might sit on youWake up, I might spit on you

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    Artist: Vanessa Carlton

    Song: A Thousand Miles

    Real Lyric: 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you... Tonight.

    The Misheard: Cause you know I'd walk a thousand milesIf I could just sue you...Tonight.

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    Artist: Walter Egan

    Song: Magnet And Steel

    Real Lyric: You are the magnet...

    The Misheard: You are a f*ggot...

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    Artist: DC Talk

    Song: Jesus Freak

    Real Lyric: It wriggled around like marmalade jelly

    The Misheard: It wiggled around like rubber, like jelly

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    Artist: Juice Newton

    Song: The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known Is Loving You

    Real Lyric: "And I have never been afraid of losing out"

    The Misheard: "And I have never been afraid of nude men"

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    Artist: Jamie T

    Song: Sticks and Stones

    Real Lyric: Runnin' with believers Go time for fever And I haven't got time for you either

    The Misheard: Runnin' with no leaderGoats hearts for feverGot an 'A' in balsamic Hever

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Who Are You

    Real Lyric: Who are you, who who who who

    The Misheard: Blue marlin, woo hoo, woo hoo

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