The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my mind set on you
The Misheard: Wake up I might sit on you
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Real Lyric: With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea
The Misheard: With the bikes out, with the pain is us!Here we are nowin a train, usI feel stupid and contagiousHere we are nowin a train, usim a modelim Al. BinoA mosquito!!!!My a BeatleYay!!!
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a lover
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: Feed the world
The Misheard: Ding dong, whoooaaahhhhhhh
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Real Lyric: All my life I’ve been waiting For you to bring a fairy tale my way
The Misheard: All my life Ive been wading riversTo bring a fairy tale my way
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Real Lyric: Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself
The Misheard: Don't watch your head this time I'll save myself
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Real Lyric: Open arms
The Misheard: Over time
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Real Lyric: That saved a wretch like me
The Misheard: That saved a wrench like me
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Oh, Oh big old jet carolina.
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Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancer.... lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: hold me closer Tony Danza....lay me down in shets of leather
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