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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: The Girl Is Mine

    Real Lyric: Every Night She Walks Right In My Dreams

    The Misheard: Every night she washed my underpants

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get rid of my friends

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: F**k The System

    Real Lyric: I'm just the meaning of pi! Just the meaning of pi! Just the meaning of pi! Just the meaning of pi!

    The Misheard: I'm just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt!Just a pain in the butt!

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Liberate My Madness

    Real Lyric: i just want to liberate my madness

    The Misheard: i just want eat a ripe banana

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: A gay paradise, and put up a f**king lot

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Show them how funky, strong is your fight

    The Misheard: Show them Hot Pocket, strong is your fight

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    Artist: Rick Astley

    Song: Never Gonna Give You Up

    Real Lyric: Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy

    The Misheard: You think you're smart You b***h, You b***h

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: I've Got My Mind Set On You

    Real Lyric: I got my mind set on you

    The Misheard: Wake up I might sit on you

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lights out its less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yea

    The Misheard: With the bikes out, with the pain is us!Here we are nowin a train, usI feel stupid and contagiousHere we are nowin a train, usim a modelim Al. BinoA mosquito!!!!My a BeatleYay!!!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Get Back

    Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a lover

    The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman

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