The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Werewolves of London
The Misheard: Where was the thunder?
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Real Lyric: Who let the dogs out?
The Misheard: Go lick a dino!
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
The Misheard: shake it like a polliwog, you betcha
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Real Lyric: Head games
The Misheard: Cats games
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Real Lyric: Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?
The Misheard: Andy, did you hear about the swan?Andy, are you locked on the pond?Andy, are you goofing on "L" Street, baby?Are you having fun?
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Bernice loves her dad
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willy and the Po'Boys are playing Bring a nickel, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the cornerOut in the streetWilly and the Po'Boys are playingBring a tub and wash your feet
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Real Lyric: Annie Are You OK? Will You Tell Us That You're OK?
The Misheard: Eddie are you OK? Are you jealous? Are you OK?
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Real Lyric: ...she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the KID is not my son.....
The Misheard: ....she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but THE CHEETAH'S not my son....
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Real Lyric: She has a house and garden/I would like to see what happens
The Misheard: She has a house in God and/I would like to see what happens
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