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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: The Last Train to Clarksville

    Real Lyric: you can meet me by four thirty I've paid for reservations

    The Misheard: you can meet me by a turkey I've paid for reservations

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: Boom Boom Pow

    Real Lyric: Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that that that, that that Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)

    The Misheard: Gotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-Kat Kat Kat Kat KatBoom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Holiday

    Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on holiday

    The Misheard: This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on novacaine

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: im starting with the man in the mirror im asking to change his ways

    The Misheard: Im stalking the man in the mirrorim asking him to change his shades

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    Artist: Lil Wayne

    Song: Ay Man

    Real Lyric: let me splain the difference between you and my hot in Miami but you know I keep da cooler spot stop light g wagger rocker

    The Misheard: let me splain the difference between you and myhot in Miami but you know I keep da cooler spotstop like g raging and a poop and nayg

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    Artist: Kaiser Chiefs

    Song: I Predict A Riot

    Real Lyric: i predict a riot, i predict a riot

    The Misheard: angry to red, angry to red

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    Artist: Sean Kingston

    Song: Fire Burning

    Real Lyric: so them boys want more

    The Misheard: Soulja Boy is one more

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    Artist: Willie Nelson

    Song: Pancho & Lefty

    Real Lyric: "the dust that Pancho bit down south, ended up in Lefty's mouth,"

    The Misheard: "the dusty Pancho lit down south,ended up and left his mount"

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    Artist: John Fogerty

    Song: Centerfield

    Real Lyric: Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today

    The Misheard: Put me in cold, I'm ready to bake today.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell

    The Misheard: There she stood in the doorway, I heard the missing bell

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