The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Still I hear you say You want to end your life Now and again we try To just stay alive Maybe we'll turn it around
The Misheard: Still I hear you sayYou want to end your lifeNow cant we try to stay aliveMaybe we'll turn it around
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Real Lyric: I need an easy friend I do, with an ear to lend
The Misheard: I need a lizard friendI do, with an ear to lend
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Real Lyric: Make his fight on the hill in the early day
The Misheard: Midgets fight on the hill in the early day
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Real Lyric: All that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
The Misheard: All that glitters is old only freakin stars bake us mo-o.
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Real Lyric: Meet me at the bottom with a cool wet kiss
The Misheard: Meet me at the bottom with a Cool Whip kiss
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Real Lyric: The shine of your Japan The sparkle of your china
The Misheard: pull down your pantsthe sparkle of you gina
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Real Lyric: ....Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: ....Alex the seal.
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Real Lyric: I’m shooting them myself,I should’ve made it matter.
The Misheard: I'm sh**ting on myself, I should have known better.
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Real Lyric: And his watching us now with the eye of the tiger.
The Misheard: And these words you must know are the eye of the tiger.
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Real Lyric: She makes a man want to speak Spanish
The Misheard: She makes a man want a sea-sandwich
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