The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
The Misheard: All that glitters is old only freakin stars bake us mo-o.
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Real Lyric: Meet me at the bottom with a cool wet kiss
The Misheard: Meet me at the bottom with a Cool Whip kiss
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Real Lyric: The shine of your Japan The sparkle of your china
The Misheard: pull down your pantsthe sparkle of you gina
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Real Lyric: ....Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: ....Alex the seal.
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Real Lyric: I’m shooting them myself,I should’ve made it matter.
The Misheard: I'm sh**ting on myself, I should have known better.
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Real Lyric: And his watching us now with the eye of the tiger.
The Misheard: And these words you must know are the eye of the tiger.
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Real Lyric: She makes a man want to speak Spanish
The Misheard: She makes a man want a sea-sandwich
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Real Lyric: you can meet me by four thirty I've paid for reservations
The Misheard: you can meet me by a turkey I've paid for reservations
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Real Lyric: Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that Gotta get that that that, that that Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
The Misheard: Gotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-KatGotta Kit-Kat Kat Kat Kat KatBoom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)Boom boom boom (Kidnap)
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on holiday
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on novacaine
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