The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The philosopher and the queen
The Misheard: The feel of safar-ee-ee-ee!
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Real Lyric: . . . What's sad is I love her but I'm falling for you . .
The Misheard: . . . what's sad is I love a butterball more than you . . .
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Real Lyric: Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime
The Misheard: Lying with his eyes while his hands are busyWhere you know the time
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
The Misheard: Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my hair
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Real Lyric: Why don't you come on over Valerie
The Misheard: Why don't you come on over follow me
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Real Lyric: ABC 123
The Misheard: ABC stinky feet
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Real Lyric: Can we pretend? To leave again. We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
The Misheard: Can we pretend? Do weed again. Weed again, we'll weed again. When both our cars collide.
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Real Lyric: Oh, that's right, Let's take a breath, jump over the side.
The Misheard: Oh, that's right,Let's throw a grandchild over the side.
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Real Lyric: it's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the night
The Misheard: it's the eye of the dryer,It's the frill of the tights
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Real Lyric: My heart is a fist, drenched in blood
The Misheard: My heart is a fist, transgender
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