The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the may queen,
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your bedroom,Don't be alone now,It's just a sprinkling for the may queen.
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Real Lyric: Ridiculous you, waiting in the queue oh whoop-dee-doo.
The Misheard: Ridiculous Jew, waiting in the pew oh whoop-dee-doo.
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Real Lyric: ...just an ally-creeper, light on his feet
The Misheard: just an anti-cleaver, light on his feet
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Real Lyric: Give me some time, Give me some reason Make up your mind and cool down the fever, (The) drama must die, So give me some way to salvage this life, Finally it's over
The Misheard: Gimme some crime,Gimme some treason,Make up your mind and cool down the feverTrauma must die, So give me some way to salvage this wife,Finally it's over
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Real Lyric: Hey, alright! If I get by
The Misheard: Ham on rye, pumpkin pie
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way
The Misheard: Roxy was my wife
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys on the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids on the table?
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Real Lyric: I'm bettin' my money on an ace in the hole
The Misheard: I wasted my body on an Injun whore
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Real Lyric: Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol, babe
The Misheard: Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-Darth Vader
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Real Lyric: Democracy is coming to the USA
The Misheard: The mocker seals are coming to the USA
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