The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Countrify, then hip-hop it
The Misheard: Country-fry it, hip-hop it
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Real Lyric: It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst
The Misheard: It was weird how I swore to a lemon, it was first
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Real Lyric: In Birmingham they love the Governer, boo boo boo
The Misheard: In Birmingham they love the goknob, oooh oooh oooh
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologiza
The Misheard: It's too late to call the giants
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Real Lyric: I'm in heaven With my boyfriend My laughing boyfriend There's no beginning and there is no end Feels like I'm dreaming But I'm not sleeping
The Misheard: I'm in heavenWith my boyfriendMy effing boyfriendThere's no beginning and there is no endFeels like I'm dreamingBut tonight's the bed
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Real Lyric: Graspin’ for air I’m ventilation
The Misheard: Graspin’ for airI’m metal Asian
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Real Lyric: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
The Misheard: Got you all fired up with your nipple in your complex
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the may queen,
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your bedroom,Don't be alone now,It's just a sprinkling for the may queen.
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Real Lyric: Ridiculous you, waiting in the queue oh whoop-dee-doo.
The Misheard: Ridiculous Jew, waiting in the pew oh whoop-dee-doo.
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Real Lyric: ...just an ally-creeper, light on his feet
The Misheard: just an anti-cleaver, light on his feet
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