The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch
The Misheard: Possum dinner, you're too muchYou're the only one I wanna touch
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Real Lyric: ...The coldest story ever told...
The Misheard: ...The coldest story of a toad...
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Real Lyric: It's to late to apologize, it to late
The Misheard: It's to late to go to the john, its to late
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Real Lyric: I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand
The Misheard: I can see your swollen legs walking on the beach our nose in the grand
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Real Lyric: playing it safe, he kissed her cheek.
The Misheard: playing it safe, kick is to chase.
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Real Lyric: girls as sharp as her are something rare
The Misheard: girls that shop like her wear something red
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Real Lyric: i'm hers she's mine wedding bells are gonna chime
The Misheard: i'm hurt she's mad wedding bells are going bad
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Real Lyric: people they rush everywhere each with their own secret care so Ferry Cross the Mercy
The Misheard: people they rush everywhere each with their arms they could care so bearing the cross of mercy
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Real Lyric: Not only do I miss your ways But I miss the conversation too
The Misheard: Not only did you buy the bankBut I missed the conversation too
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Real Lyric: Blackout I really had a black out
The Misheard: Break outI really had to break out
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