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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Justin Timberlake

    Song: My Love

    Real Lyric: I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand

    The Misheard: I can see your swollen legs walking on the beach our nose in the grand

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    Artist: Houston Calls

    Song: Bob and Bonnie

    Real Lyric: playing it safe, he kissed her cheek.

    The Misheard: playing it safe, kick is to chase.

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter

    Real Lyric: girls as sharp as her are something rare

    The Misheard: girls that shop like her wear something red

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Do Wah Diddy Diddy

    Real Lyric: i'm hers she's mine wedding bells are gonna chime

    The Misheard: i'm hurt she's mad wedding bells are going bad

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    Artist: Gerry and the Pacemakers

    Song: Ferry Cross The Mersey

    Real Lyric: people they rush everywhere each with their own secret care so Ferry Cross the Mercy

    The Misheard: people they rush everywhere each with their arms they could care so bearing the cross of mercy

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    Artist: Jesse McCartney

    Song: How Do You Sleep?

    Real Lyric: Not only do I miss your ways But I miss the conversation too

    The Misheard: Not only did you buy the bankBut I missed the conversation too

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Blackout

    Real Lyric: Blackout I really had a black out

    The Misheard: Break outI really had to break out

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas

    The Misheard: Warm smell of coitus

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights the law was on her side

    The Misheard: for forty days and for forty nightsI was on her side

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    Artist: Stone Sour

    Song: Through Glass

    Real Lyric: An epidemic of the mannequins

    The Misheard: An epidemic of Dominicans

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