The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Perhaps I was born with curiosity, the likes of those of old crows
The Misheard: Perhaps I was born with curiosity: the laxatives of old crows
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Real Lyric: Birds go flying at the speed of sound
The Misheard: Thoughts go flying at the speed of sound
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Real Lyric: ...you're the voice inside my head..
The Misheard: ...you're the voice inside my-yed...
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Real Lyric: see how they run like pigs from a gun,see how they fly.
The Misheard: see how they runs like the d*cks on my son,see how they die.
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Real Lyric: What is love but the strangest of feelings? A sin you swallow for the rest of your life?
The Misheard: What is love but the strangest of feelings?A sinew swallowed for the rest of your life?
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Real Lyric: It's a nice day for a white wedding.
The Misheard: It's a nice day for a wet willy.
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Real Lyric: Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
The Misheard: hey andy, are you pooping on elm street
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Real Lyric: Im a go-getter
The Misheard: im a coke dealer
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: if i was green i would... i am in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: I've been looking for a woman who's a little of both and I see feel her but she's no where in sight
The Misheard: I've been looking for a womans who's a lily devoux, and I can feel her but she's no where in sight.
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