The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love is like oxygen...
The Misheard: Love is like an octopus...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soil on the milky bone
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Real Lyric: So baby I will wait for you 'Cause they don't know what else I can do
The Misheard: Baby I've got no wings for youThere is nothing else I can do
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Real Lyric: Where your book begins
The Misheard: Play your poopykins
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Real Lyric: "Just gimme the trees an mek we smoke it yo"
The Misheard: "Just gimme the cheese and we can smoke it all"
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Real Lyric: Cause I guess it struck a nerve, Like I had to squint my eyes
The Misheard: Cause I guess it stuck on her,Like a haggis in my eyes
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Real Lyric: And the sun will set for you
The Misheard: And there's no more sex for you
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Real Lyric: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
The Misheard: Jealousy, turning stains into disease
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Real Lyric: I ain't got no red American Express
The Misheard: I ain't got no reta Mary Cundispress
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Real Lyric: Shatter your illusions of love
The Misheard: Shadow your illusions alone
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