The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It was 1989 my thoughts were short my hair was long
The Misheard: It was 1985My pants were shortlongcat was long
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Real Lyric: Holy infant so tender and mild
The Misheard: Holy imbecile tender and mild
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Real Lyric: And lead us not into temptation.....
The Misheard: And lead a snot into temptation......
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Real Lyric: All right now!
The Misheard: OH, Nigel!
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Real Lyric: You and I must make a pact
The Misheard: You and I was made to last
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Real Lyric: There's a whole lotta people there/Who would like to be you
The Misheard: There's a whole lotta people there/Who would like to beat you
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Real Lyric: Who said I can't be single and have to go out and mingle
The Misheard: Who said I can't be single and have to go rent a mango
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Real Lyric: I feel the beat, I'm in a trance
The Misheard: I feel the beat, I'm in a dress
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Real Lyric: This I feel as the dawn it fades to gray
The Misheard: And I feel like a donut face
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Real Lyric: I am hell
The Misheard: I inhale
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