The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
The Misheard: She's more confused than sour creamwhen it's turning green
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways
The Misheard: I'm stalking up the man in the mirrorI'm asking him for crazy shades
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Real Lyric: Violence is an energy From here to eternity Violence is an energy
The Misheard: Violence is an energyF**king to eternityViolence is an energy
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Real Lyric: So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And it's time to see The brighter side of every situation
The Misheard: So wake up the livers of my nationIt's your time to breatheTheres no chance unless you take oneAny timeJust be the lighter side of of every situation
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Real Lyric: Stuck on the dog end of a day gone by, boy
The Misheard: Still got the target now to take on fly boy
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Real Lyric: Blast the stereo, right
The Misheard: blast the stereo and die
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Real Lyric: i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
The Misheard: I beg for cream and if you're from there I'll arise
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Real Lyric: It was 1989 my thoughts were short my hair was long
The Misheard: It was 1985My pants were shortlongcat was long
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Real Lyric: Holy infant so tender and mild
The Misheard: Holy imbecile tender and mild
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Real Lyric: And lead us not into temptation.....
The Misheard: And lead a snot into temptation......
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