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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Barry Manilow

    Song: Daybreak

    Real Lyric: But it,s daybreak if you wanna believe It can be daybreak, aint no time to grieve Said its daybreak, if you'll only believe And let it shine, shine, shine All around the world!

    The Misheard: But it's date rape if you wanna believeIt can be date rape, aint no time to grieveSaid its date rape, if you'll only believeAnd let it shine, shine, shineAll around the world!

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    Artist: The Kooks

    Song: Naive

    Real Lyric: I know, she knows, that i'm not fond of asking. True or false, it may be... Well, she's still out to get me.

    The Misheard: I know, she knows, that i'm not from Alaska.True or false, it may be... Well, she's still out to get me.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

    The Misheard: On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

    The Misheard: Show them hot monkey, show them hot rice, it doesn't matter if it tastes naughty or nice

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie

    The Misheard: Danny are you walking?Are you walking Danny?

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Simply Irresistable

    Real Lyric: She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible

    The Misheard: She used to look good to me, but now I find her.Slip me your resistor-phone

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: With four hungry children and a crop in the field

    The Misheard: with four hundred children and a crock in the field

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    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

    Real Lyric: I'm not talking about moving in, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight.

    The Misheard: I'm not talking about Gideon, and I don't want to make it right, but there's a war exploding and the stars are out and i really have to feel this is right.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force, Don't stop Don't stop till you get enough

    The Misheard: Shamone! like a porn star,don't stop till you get enough

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    Artist: Journey

    Song: Don't Stop Believing

    Real Lyric: Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues

    The Misheard: Some will wine, some will lose,Chuck Norris will drink some booze

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