The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
The Misheard: Show them hot monkey, show them hot rice, it doesn't matter if it tastes naughty or nice
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Real Lyric: So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie
The Misheard: Danny are you walking?Are you walking Danny?
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Real Lyric: She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible
The Misheard: She used to look good to me, but now I find her.Slip me your resistor-phone
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Real Lyric: With four hungry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: with four hundred children and a crock in the field
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about moving in, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight.
The Misheard: I'm not talking about Gideon, and I don't want to make it right, but there's a war exploding and the stars are out and i really have to feel this is right.
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force, Don't stop Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Shamone! like a porn star,don't stop till you get enough
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Real Lyric: Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues
The Misheard: Some will wine, some will lose,Chuck Norris will drink some booze
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Real Lyric: Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
The Misheard: Because of you I always strain to fall from the sidewalk
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Real Lyric: And now I cry in the middle of the night for the same damn thing
The Misheard: And now I cry in the middle of the nightshould have shaved that cheese
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Real Lyric: And every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
The Misheard: Then heavy heads turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
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