The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cos' on Tuesdays they will try to catch them unawares!
The Misheard: Cos' on Tuesdays they will try to CUT their underwears!
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Real Lyric: I want your body, I need your body
The Misheard: I want Joe Biden, I need Joe Biden
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Real Lyric: Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops
The Misheard: Where trouble smells like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops
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Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joint in the afternoon It makes me feel all right
The Misheard: I spoke to Joyce in the morningI spoke to Joyce at nightI spoke to Joyce in the afternoonIt makes me feel all right
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Real Lyric: Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play. I begin dreaming, till I see Marianne walk away I see my Marianne walkin' away
The Misheard: Its more than a feeling,when I hear that ol' (indecypherable nonsense).I think I'm dreamin'.Just dreamily I walk the world.I see I'm married, and walkin' away.
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Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut and twist it all up
The Misheard: Put the lamb in the google and twist it all up
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Real Lyric: Taking care of business every day
The Misheard: Taking care of biscuits every day
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: I fought the lord of the lawn mower
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Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: No meth labs gonna mend any quiver
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Real Lyric: City's breaking down on a camels back
The Misheard: Santa's breaking down on a camels back
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