The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Fire all of the guns at once and explode into space.
The Misheard: While all of the guns and mortars explode into space.
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Real Lyric: And you're waiting there, not a care in the world.
The Misheard: And you're waiting there, on a can in the woods.
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Real Lyric: O source of our being
The Misheard: O sauce on our beans
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Real Lyric: (I) promise you, (I) have been true
The Misheard: Promise you, have a chew
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Real Lyric: Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane
The Misheard: Callard and Bowser, call a composer, call it insane
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Real Lyric: Give me/ All the peace/ And joy in your mind
The Misheard: Give me/ All the pills/ And joints in your life
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Real Lyric: Blossom in the trees/ You know how I feel! Also: Dragonflies out in the sun/ You know what I mean/ Don't you know/ Butterflies all havin' fun/ You know what I mean/ Sleep in peace/ When the day is done
The Misheard: Possum in a daze, you know how I feel!Also:I go for a ride in the sand/ You know what I mean/ So you go/ Butterflies, I love how they fly/ You know what I mean/ Sheep in a pretty place/ When the day is done
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Real Lyric: ...Shattered windows and the sound of drums...
The Misheard: ...Shattered when losing the sound of drums...
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Real Lyric: With you, with you, with you, with you, with you
The Misheard: Maybe you, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop.
The Misheard: Keep on with the post office.
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