The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Back to that howlin' old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad.
The Misheard: Back to my house in Vanderwood, hunting the horny backed toad.
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Real Lyric: I can't hide! I can't hide!! I CAN'T HIDE!!!
The Misheard: I get high!I get high!!I GET HIGH!!!
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Real Lyric: There ain’t nothing like a woman with soul.
The Misheard: There ain't nothing like a warm rissole.
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk!
The Misheard: When a redneck needs a f*ck.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She sees your hand so busy don't touch it.
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Real Lyric: "Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise"
The Misheard: "is that you baby or just a bridge in the sky"
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Real Lyric: Philosophy- is the talk on a cereal box
The Misheard: Philosophy- is a walk on the slippery rocks
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Real Lyric: There there baby it's just text book stuff
The Misheard: There there babyit's just expert stuff
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Real Lyric: Closer I am to fine.
The Misheard: Oh sir, I am the fly.
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Real Lyric: He said 'I just think your depressed, this me, yeah baby, and the rest'
The Misheard: He said 'I just think your depressed,kiss me, yeah baby, and go rest'
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