The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Auld lang syne
The Misheard: Old ace high
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Real Lyric: Tell your friends not to think aloud Until they swallow
The Misheard: Tell your friend, I think I'd likea tailcoat sweater
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Real Lyric: North and South, Empty
The Misheard: First misheard as:Not this time, NGThen misheard as:Knock this out, Angie
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle, 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now gets around
The Misheard: Hey little thing let me light your candle, 'cause-a mama I'm sho' off the ha-na-na, yessuram.
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Real Lyric: My sound we come to take over M.C. you better look over your shoulder
The Misheard: My sound we come to take overM.C. you got a nipple on your shoulder
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Real Lyric: Nobody gets out of dis ya pit alive Nobody, nobody gets out alive
The Misheard: Nobody gets out if Dave Chappelle's aliveNobody, nobody gets out alive
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Real Lyric: READY STEADY GO PLEASE. TRUST ME.
The Misheard: SHINY DUCK!AH, PLEASE. TRUST ME.
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Real Lyric: Back to that howlin' old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad.
The Misheard: Back to my house in Vanderwood, hunting the horny backed toad.
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Real Lyric: I can't hide! I can't hide!! I CAN'T HIDE!!!
The Misheard: I get high!I get high!!I GET HIGH!!!
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Real Lyric: There ain’t nothing like a woman with soul.
The Misheard: There ain't nothing like a warm rissole.
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