The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of
The Misheard: It's the stuff that green tomato
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Real Lyric: She lie there so tenderly, fashioned so slenderly
The Misheard: She lie there so leathery, fashioned so slithery
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Real Lyric: it doesn't take a military genius to see
The Misheard: it don't look like a minute there a genie is the sea
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Real Lyric: Still my guitar gently weeps
The Misheard: Steal my guitar, take it weeks
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Real Lyric: High on the Peace Train
The Misheard: High on the Pea Strain
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Real Lyric: He works at Mister Cacciatore's down On Sullivan Street Across from the medical center
The Misheard: He works at Mister Cacciatore's downOn Sullivan StreetAcross from the manic placenta
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Real Lyric: Hitch a ride.
The Misheard: Hit your eye
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Real Lyric: City's breaking down on a camels' back, they just have to go cuz they don't know when.
The Misheard: See us breaking cow on a can whores back, they just got a girl cuz they don't know way.
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Real Lyric: "Love needs a heart, and I need to find..."
The Misheard: "Love needs a heart, and I need to fart..."
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Real Lyric: Im Bad, I'm Nationwide
The Misheard: I'm Bad, I'm Aisan White
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