The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here's a partridge in a tree, A gardener for the tree Complete with ornithologist
The Misheard: Here's a partridge in a tree,A gun upon a treeComplete with a mythologist
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Real Lyric: kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
The Misheard: kiss my ass and i'll slap your cheek
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Real Lyric: A family of trees wanted to be haunted
The Misheard: A family of trees walkin'to Weehawken
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Real Lyric: Ah, the little girl is shy
The Misheard: Ah, electrically sharp!
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Real Lyric: of hip three minute ditties
The Misheard: I'll punch you in the titties
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Real Lyric: You had to be a big shot
The Misheard: You had to be a picture
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Real Lyric: Can't read my Can't read my No you can't read my Poker Face
The Misheard: Carry mineCarry mineNo you can't breathe in my Poker Face
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Real Lyric: Suicide Blonde
The Misheard: Soup inside a bone
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Real Lyric: And listen baby turn up the fader
The Misheard: And listen baby turn up the feta
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Real Lyric: He's not to be reached
The Misheard: She's not a b***h
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