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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Heart

    Song: Magic Man

    Real Lyric: Summer love had passed to fall

    The Misheard: Summer love and basketball

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    Artist: Megadeth

    Song: Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

    Real Lyric: Don't look now to exile, it might be your homeland

    The Misheard: Don't look now to exile, it might be your old man

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: She came and stood right by me then came the smell of sweet perfume it happened all too soon she called me to her room

    The Misheard: they came and started bombingthen came the smell of sweeper fumeit happened all too soonthree commies in my room

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    Artist: Ray J

    Song: Sexy Can I

    Real Lyric: sexy, can i? just pardon my manners girl how you shake

    The Misheard: sexy canvas, just parked my man assgirl how you bake

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: You Can Call Me Al

    Real Lyric: Mr Beerbelly Beerbelly, get these mutts away from me

    The Misheard: Just to fear them and fear them, get these moths away from me

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    Artist: Poison

    Song: Talk Dirty To Me

    Real Lyric: Down the basement Lock the cellar door

    The Misheard: Down the basementLike a senator

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    Artist: Sparks

    Song: Something For The Girl With Everything

    Real Lyric: You can breathe another day

    The Misheard: You can breathe the light of day

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: red, gold and green

    The Misheard: fresh frozen peas

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: red, gold and green

    The Misheard: fresh frozen peas

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    Artist: Amanda Palmer

    Song: Leeds United

    Real Lyric: Who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked And they know you at the mac store?

    The Misheard: Who needs love when the sandwiches are weak and they know you are the master?

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