The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stop believing hold onto that feeling.
The Misheard: Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
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Real Lyric: And you always think, always speak cryptically
The Misheard: And you always think, always speak critically
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Real Lyric: Sweet to taste, saccharine
The Misheard: Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
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Real Lyric: Sunsuit girls must be discreet.
The Misheard: Sounds too gross must be discreet.
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Real Lyric: That gun is loaded
The Misheard: That cat is bloated
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Real Lyric: It was more than any laws allow
The Misheard: It was more than all your lousy lies1
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Real Lyric: I'm worn out as the toothbrush hanging in the stand My face ain't looking at a young girl
The Misheard: My woman has a toothbrush hanging in the stand My face ain't looking any younger
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah, rock the casbah
The Misheard: Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and they're thunder sheep
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink
The Misheard: It takes a wish to drink It takes alot to drink It takes a log to drink It takes a side drink
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