The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Holding rare flowers In a tomb... in bloom
The Misheard: Holding red flowersIn a tune... in you
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Real Lyric: His dog up and died
The Misheard: His dog often died
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Real Lyric: Yes I'm lonely wanna die Yes I'm lonely wanna die If I ain't dead already Ooh girl you know the reason why. In the morning wanna die In the evening wanna die If I ain't dead already Ooh girl you know the reason why.
The Misheard: Yes, I know that, I'm on a dietYes, I know that, I'm on a dietIf I ain't dead alreadyOoh girl you know the reason why.In the mornin', i'm onna dietIn the evenin', i'm onna dietIf I ain't dead alreadyOoh girl you kno
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: Panful of rashers on the 45
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Real Lyric: She's a Femme Fatale.
The Misheard: She's a Paper Towel
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Real Lyric: The ushers are sniffing Eau-de-cologning
The Misheard: The ushers are standingHoly baloney!
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Real Lyric: With all you've said and all that's dead for you
The Misheard: With all eyes waiting on the step for you
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Real Lyric: Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now Tell lollabrigida to step aside!
The Misheard: Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast nowThem other bit**es oughta step aside!
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Real Lyric: Moving oh so swiftly, with such disarm
The Misheard: Moving oh so swiftly, with sexist arm
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Real Lyric: "'Cause what you say ain't always true"
The Misheard: "'Cause what you say, I know it's true"
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