The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So keep your heart open...
The Misheard: So keep your hole open...
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Real Lyric: Feel the love generation
The Misheard: Feel the love little asian
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Real Lyric: Whatcha doin' on your back, aah?
The Misheard: Would you do it in the butt? Yeah!
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Real Lyric: She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
The Misheard: She's a maniac, maniac, at your door
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Real Lyric: Black velvet with that slow southern style
The Misheard: Black velvet on a slow southern child
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Real Lyric: Everybody knows that smokin aint allowed in school.
The Misheard: Everybody knows smoking in the lounge is cool.
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Real Lyric: All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my arms
The Misheard: All I ever wantedall I ever neededis here in my arse
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Real Lyric: He's a pinball wizard
The Misheard: He's a spitball wizard
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Real Lyric: That body is a masterpiece
The Misheard: That honey love to m********e
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Real Lyric: I'm never gonna dance again These guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool
The Misheard: Im never wearin pants againThese god damn jeans have chapped my penisThough it's easy to pretendI've got an itchy tool
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