The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll hold the universe up And make your planets collide
The Misheard: I'll hold the universe up And make your panties collide
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Real Lyric: On my radar
The Misheard: Amaretta
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Can't stand your colostomy
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Real Lyric: 1. Heart of glass 2. Love's gone behind
The Misheard: 1. Heart attack2. formaldehyde (first time), love's suicide (second time)
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Real Lyric: Controversy
The Misheard: Count your p*ssy
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Real Lyric: Black list X on the back of a soulful man
The Misheard: F**k your ex on the back of the sofa man
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Real Lyric: These sounds fall into my mind
The Misheard: Istanbulli bulli aaaaah
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Real Lyric: It's another tequila sunrise
The Misheard: It takes a mother to kill a sunrise
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Real Lyric: Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
The Misheard: Eat your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
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Real Lyric: C'mon and look in my eyes, here I am, here I am...
The Misheard: C'mon and look in my **s, here I am, here I am...
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