The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the janitor's my son
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Real Lyric: You have placed a chill in my heart
The Misheard: You have placed a chair in my heart
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Real Lyric: Theres a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: Theres a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: shorty's fire burnin on the dance floor
The Misheard: shorty found a band-aid on the dancefloor
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Real Lyric: Eau-de-cologning
The Misheard: Holy baloney!
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Real Lyric: Let the church bells ring Tie the cans to the back of that limousine
The Misheard: Let the church hell singTie the kids to the back of the limousine
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Real Lyric: Like a tatoo
The Misheard: Like a statue
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Weighs my chicken when I sleep
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Real Lyric: Take a look ahead
The Misheard: Tangle in your hair
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Real Lyric: More Than a Woman, More Than a Woman to Me...
The Misheard: Four Letter Woman, Four Letter Woman to Me....
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