The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For the things you do ENDEAR YOU to me
The Misheard: For the things you do AND DUE to me
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Real Lyric: If you don't know me by now
The Misheard: If you don't call me right now
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Real Lyric: With a thick southern drawl
The Misheard: with a d**k suckin drawl
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Real Lyric: A suitcase and an old guitar
The Misheard: A s**tcase and an old guitarrn
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
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Real Lyric: Bad sneakers, and a piņa colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend
The Misheard: Bad sneakers, and a piņa colada, my friendStompin' on the avenue by Radio City with aTwin sister and a large sum of money to spend
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Real Lyric: I want to spend my life with a girl like you
The Misheard: I've come to swap my wife for a girl like you
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Real Lyric: Blackout I really had a blackout
The Misheard: Big noseI really had a big nose-or-Big mouthI really had a big mouth
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Real Lyric: Nothing could have been any clearer
The Misheard: Nothing could have been any clibber
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Real Lyric: oops upside your head
The Misheard: boots of seargent yates
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