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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Patrick Hernandez

    Song: Born To Be Alive

    Real Lyric: A suitcase and an old guitar

    The Misheard: A s**tcase and an old guitarrn

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Bad Sneakers

    Real Lyric: Bad sneakers, and a piņa colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

    The Misheard: Bad sneakers, and a piņa colada, my friendStompin' on the avenue by Radio City with aTwin sister and a large sum of money to spend

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    Artist: The Troggs

    Song: With A Girl Like You

    Real Lyric: I want to spend my life with a girl like you

    The Misheard: I've come to swap my wife for a girl like you

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Blackout

    Real Lyric: Blackout I really had a blackout

    The Misheard: Big noseI really had a big nose-or-Big mouthI really had a big mouth

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: Nothing could have been any clearer

    The Misheard: Nothing could have been any clibber

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    Artist: Gap Band

    Song: Oops Upside Your Head

    Real Lyric: oops upside your head

    The Misheard: boots of seargent yates

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    Artist: Glen Campbell

    Song: Rhinestone Cowboy

    Real Lyric: Like a Rhinestone Cowboy

    The Misheard: Like a right strong cowboy

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Going To California

    Real Lyric: I'm going to California with an achin' in my heart

    The Misheard: I'm going to California with an acorn in my heart

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: The Jetset Life Is Going to Kill You

    Real Lyric: Alright, give up, get down

    The Misheard: Alright, I get it, she's a hunk

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