The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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The Misheard: Byron, Byron ...
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes, you know I read it in a magazine.
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Real Lyric: I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari,
The Misheard: 'Cuz she's an X-bot and I'm Moriarty.(1st hearing.) Guess he's an expert, and I'm more retarded. (2nd hearing.)
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Real Lyric: She devoured all my sweet love.
The Misheard: She devoured all my Sweet'n'Low.
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Real Lyric: We're jammin': I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', jammin', And I hope you like jammin', too.
The Misheard: Pajamas I want pajamas with you. Pajamas, 'Jamas, I hope you like pajamas too.
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Real Lyric: Leningrad girls really knock me out!
The Misheard: Little green girls really knock me out!
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Real Lyric: Tell you, pretty baby, you love to mess me `round.
The Misheard: Tell you, pretty baby, I love to masturbate.
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Real Lyric: A hundred jewels on throats; a hundred jewels between teeth
The Misheard: A hundred jewels on farts; a hundred jewels between teeth
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Real Lyric: And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.
The Misheard: And your fathers braids are breaking my heart.
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Real Lyric: Little Red corvette - baby you're much too fast
The Misheard: Miracle whip - baby you're much too fast
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